Wednesday, February 25, 2009

And on the Third Day, He Rested.

So I stayed home today. Strangely, I would have much preferred to go to school, but I've been developing a rather irritating sore throat over the past week or so, and I thought it prudent not to expose my friends to infection. [Insert 28 Days Later/Left 4 Dead/generic zombie joke here.]

Of course Biscuits is spending the night here anyway, so I don't suppose I've accomplished much by avoiding school.

At this point, the expectation would be either that I did something fascinating and revolutionary today that I feel I have to share with you, or that I did absolutely nothing, and am just assuming you people out there care about my rather mundane day. I assure you it's the latter.

In short, I slept late, played guitar, and I'm only writing this because I'm bored out of my wits. I just thought I should share that with the public at large. The sensible thing to do would be to see if my French teacher has posted the homework on his blog yet, but then I'm not often very sensible.

And that's my terribly interesting report for the day. Congratulations, you've just wasted two to five minutes of your life, and you'll never get them back.

As compensation, here are the songs I'm currently trying to learn on guitar.

And the song I'm currently listening to, which I don't believe I'll be able to play any time soon.

As a closing note, if anyone out there thinks the title of this post likens me to God, and thinks that I'll burn in Hell for it, I appologize for your narrowmindedness and poor sense of humor. I'm sure he would get the joke.

Also if anyone out there is offended that I didn't capitalize "he" when referring to God, get a life.


  1. um, firstly, i just noticed your disclaimer, wtf? Anyway you gonna burn in hell blah blah blah. I on the other hand am going to be perfectly fine, that is until the infection comes and a smoker fucking owns me! yea, thanks for saving me, not!, jk, that me being a dumbass. anyway, that was fun, we should do it more. BTW, I just got an awesome new bass!!!! now we almost have a band!

  2. We'll have a band once we have, you know, skill. Also, I would have saved you, but the sheer mass of zombies made it impossible to get through the door. As for the disclaimer, I thought it would be best to have some insurance if someone actually notices me and decides they have a problem with my talking about how much they or their product sucks.